Arrow Adventures: Lost Adventure #9
One-year-old Drew: *puts facemask on head and giggles*Jessica: *sighs and fixes it over his face* No, that's not how you do it...Olivia: *cheek leaning into hand, sitting in chair grumpily* He's definitely YOURS *looks to Bieber*Sokka: You're just salty because you can't go running off with all your dates during lockdown!Olivia: Shut up! And where did you even learn that phrase?!Rebecca Black: He's been using quarantine to take lessons on modern terms from me! *holds hand out to Sokka* That'll be $100.Sokka: *hands her money*Katara: That's a lot of money for that, isn't it?RB: *pouts* Well with the new regulations I can't have any concerts, so I can't make any money!Bieber: How were you making money anyway? No one was coming to your concerts before...Sokka: Ha! Looks like you just took a big fat L!Jessica: What does that even mean??RB: *holds hand out* Do you wanna take lessons too?Jessica: No > : (RB: : (Aidyn: (Why did I agree to come back here…)Bieber: I heard that.Erika: *busy drawing* It's not like your concerts were that successful...Bieber: Hey! Yes they were!Aang: Hey, come on, guys—relax! We're all going to be spending a lot more time together, so we should all try to get along : )Olivia: ...Yeah, I'm taking my chances *puts face mask on and leaves the house*Jessica: Wait—!Sokka: Too late. She just yeeted herself.RB: Pay up.Joshua: *comes up from the lab, taking gloves off and fixing his tie*Katara: Any news on when the pandemic will be over, sweetie?Joshua: *shakes head and sighs*Yukio: *follows him up* At this rate, it will be at least a year before—Rin: *grips head* I CAN'T HANDLE BEING INSIDE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!!!Bieber: Take it easy, man, I'm sure we'll find things to do! You can help me with my music—Rin: I'm takin' my chances, too! *puts on face mask and runs out of the house*Yukio: Rin—!Erika: *still drawing* Two down, how many more to go?Aidyn: *holds up fingers* Well if we’re lucky—Aang: Come on, don't think like that! Think positive!Joshua: Well actually, you do not want to be POSITIVE.Aang: You know what I mean! Come on, Justin, I'll help you with your music!Momo: *crawls over with a pile of moon peaches*Bieber: See? Aang's got the right idea! *picks up a peach and takes a bite* Hm... *chewing* Maybe I could make a song about peaches...Aang: That's the spirit! Anything can be inspiration! *takes a bite of a peach too* Peaches are so yummy...Bieber: Hmm... *sings* Yeah you got that yuuummmmy yumm, that yuuuu—Erika: *closes sketchbook and gets up, putting on a face mask* That's it, I'm out *leaves*Aidyn: E-Eriniia! Don’t leave me here with all them! *runs out after her*Sokka: Hey! Who's gonna watch all the kids?!*speaking of which, one-year-old Dante and two-year-old Seraphi come running in in terror as two-year-old Ciara chases them with a syringe. one-year-old Ethereal chases her, in Dark One mode*Astral: *floating after them looking winded, especially for an alien* Wait! Come back! You should not be doing that!Joshua: *grabs Ciara, who screams and cries* Ciara! What in Archimedes's name do you think you are doing?!Ciara: Making a vaccine!Joshua: *sigh* You cannot just—Astral: *coughs*Sokka: *sprays him with Lysol* YOU DON'T HAVE THE VIRUS, DO YOU?!Jessica: *rolls eyes and walks over* Astral couldn't catch corona, he's not human. *frowns* But you don't look good...are you okay?Astral: I-I'll be fine, M-Mother *coughs again...passes out*Everyone: *gasp*Cardi B: Coronavirus!Katara: Who's she???Aang: And how did she get in here?!Sokka: That's Cardi B!RB: Pay up!Joshua: Everyone put your masks on! *everyone does so as he walks over and starts to assess Astral* I cannot believe it...How...?Bieber: These kinds of things always seem to happen around you, don't they, Josh?Joshua: *frowns* And what is that supposed to mean?Bieber: *eyes narrow* Who's the one who sent that giant spider after me? Who's the one who accidentally created Austin Mahone?!Sokka: Yeah! And who's the one who made Aang sick?!Katara: *stands up defensively* That one was Jessica's fault!Jessica: T_T Can't you let sleeping dogs lie?RB: *cringe* Ugh, your lingo needs a big update—Jessica: I'm not paying you!Appa: *arrives with mountains of toilet paper and paper towels on his back* *groan*Katara: What do we need all that fo—Sokka: Oh good! Appa's thinking ahead! Did you bring any meat?!?!Aang: Guys! Come on! Blaming each other isn't going to help! Right now we need to take care of Astral and ourselves and each other! Besides! No one person can be responsible for an entire pandemic!Joshua: ...Wait a minute. His test is negative.Everyone: It is?!Joshua: *nods*Yukio: Well that would make sense considering he can't catch human diseases...But then, what could he possibly have?Astral: *wakes up in a daze and starts singing* 'Cause I've had everything, but no one's listening, and that's just lonely, I'm so lonely...Everyone: *gasps*Joshua: Astral does not have Covid...he has...Everyone: BIEBER FEVER!!!!Aang: But—wasn't that eradicated years ago?!Joshua: It should have been *places hand at chin and frowns thoughtfully* Unless... *looks to Drew, who is running around laughing with the Magical Bieber Wig on his head*Everyone: BIEBER!!!!Bieber: Wh-what?! *backs up nervously*Aang: Why didn't you get rid of that thing?!?!Bieber: H-hey, man—didn't you just say not to blame anyone?! I-I just couldn't get rid of it! What if I needed it for something? And besides, we had so many good memories with it—Everyone: NO WE DIDN'T!!!!Sokka: Well, I did...Yukio: Astral must have accidentally swallowed one of its hairs...Jessica: That's disgusting, and I think that's a different show...Joshua: *sighs* All right, everyone settle down. I will concoct an antidote and a vaccination and distribute it so that no one will ever catch Bieber Fever again. Stay calm, once I take care of this, there will be nothing else to worry about—*murder hornet breaks through the house, the size of the house*Everyone, especially Jessica: O . O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jessica: *turns to Bieber, sobbing and pointing* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!Bieber: Oh come on! I didn't cause this too—!RB: Oh, by the way, before we all die *looks at Bieber* you have a letter from Hailey.Everyone: Hailey?Jessica: *glares at Bieber* Who's Hailey?!Sokka: Oh, that's Justin's other wife.RB: Pay up.Bieber: Th-that's not true! My robot's the one who married her—Aang: YOU KEPT THE BIEBER ROBOT TOO?!?!?! *Avatar State*Jessica: *glares at Bieber* Oh you're gonna be LONELY, all right!!Murder Hornet: *ROARS*Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*screen goes black*-->The End<--I do not own Justin Bieber, Aang, Sokka, Katara, Momo, Appa, Rebecca Black, Astral, Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura, Cardi B, or Hailey Bieber. I do own self-insert Jessica©, inserts Olivia© and Erika©, original characters Joshua©, Drew©, Dante©, Seraphi©, Ethereal©, Ciara©, and of course Arrow Adventures 1 and 2©.
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